~Shemeka Michelle
The catch with social media is that people have the ability to create things that aren’t real. If they want you to believe they are in a happy relationship, they post positive things about their mate. The same is true with prosperity. If they want you to believe they live a certain lifestyle or fall in a certain income bracket, you can scroll their posts and find many pics and comments about material things. The truth however, is that their broke ass ain’t rich. Men, that’s why the women who would really leave you hanging if your pockets snagged, come-a-running when things look gravy! While it may be difficult for those on the outside looking in to discern the truth, this list is to help the “ballers” gauge just where they stand. This is NOT for all men or women but I’m sure we all know at least one that deserves a ticket from the fake ass baller patrol.
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If you’re behind on your child support but you’re up in the club popping bubb, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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Likewise ladies, if you’re waiting on your child support from “Tyrone” to determine whether or not you can hit the club, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you were to die today and your family would have to keep your body out for a week and hold a fish fry to have money to bury you, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you have to postdate checks, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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Even if you say “the only thing I owe on my credit are doctor’s bills” YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you drive a Porsche to an apartment, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you buy your Gucci bag out of someone’s trunk, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you’re a label whore but still qualify for food stamps, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you spend your rent (bill) money to go on vacation, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
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If you consistently ONLY pay the minimum amount due on household bills, YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!
Please note: This list is not all inclusive. There are many other factors that could help you determine your true status. Stop pretending! Just quit it! Keep it Naked and just admit that YOUR BROKE ASS AIN’T RICH!