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SHEMEKA MICHELLE’S BOOK SIGNING EVENT!

My book signing/meet and greet was a huge success. A big thanks to everyone that came out.  I also want to thank everyone that has purchased a copy of Keep it Naked: A Naked Girlz Guide to Live Life Authentically. If you haven’t, find it on Amazon or B&N. Much love and don’t forget to KEEP IT NAKED! Shemeka Michelle …

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Dear Black People, Your Savior and Oppressor Have The Same Blue Eyes!

~Shemeka Michelle   Movies such as “The Blind Side” will have many people believing in the great white hope! However, the savior mentality between Blacks and Whites actually go back further than that. Many African Americans grew up in a home believing in a white Jesus with blue eyes that was memorialized in a picture on the wall.  When we …

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Dear White Women, F#*K You and Your #DayWithoutAWoman

Dear White Women, You are so fucking insecure! That was the first thought that came to my head when I heard about a #DayWithoutAWoman. My second thought was “What do White women in America have to complain about?” You yell about pay inequality, but I’ve yet to hear you complain about the fact that on average, your income is higher …

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My 11-year Old Daughter Wants Butt Implants

  My daughter walked in my room and asked me how she looked. Then she hopped up on my bed so that she could see a full body image of herself in the mirror on my dresser. She had on jeggings that were obviously stuffed to make her butt look bigger. I laughed and shook my head but she was …

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We Had Sex for 15 Years and We Still Can’t Communicate

It amazes me that men and women can marry, swap spit and have sex for years then end up disliking each other. What blows my mind even more is when two people decide they are no longer compatible; somehow it means they shouldn’t communicate. I think that is complete bullshit! If I can take a moment as a blogger to …

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ONE MONKEY DON’T STOP NO SHOW!!

~Shemeka Michelle They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger but right now I’m mad as hell and all in my feelings. For the second time in less than a year, I have to uproot my children and move. While I’m thankful we’re not homeless, I absolutely HATE moving! I also hate when current events bring back past emotions. …

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Wicked Wednesday: Hi, I’m Laquita and I Suck Di….

I remember sitting at the lunch table in high school gossiping about the girls having sex. I also remember one beautiful girl in particular being ridiculed for being a dick sucker. While some girls were probably jealous of her beautiful brown skin and her straight, long, black hair; there were some that didn’t like her because she was a “nasty …

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Bow Down Bitches!

~Shemeka Michelle Beyoncé has been catching a lot of flak for her new persona. She’s too sexy! She’s too old to be talking about being “Drunk in Love”. I’m sure the same has been said about this blogsite. “Some of the topics are too racy” or “Look at the pictures” Why are women such haters especially of other women? Back to …

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I Got the Juice!

~Shemeka Michelle Sounds like a cocky statement but if you don’t know what you’re working with, who will? For a couple of weeks I’ve been hearing “Trim the Fat”. What exactly does this mean? I’m already thin. As a matter of fact, I’m on a mission (although slack at times) to gain ten pounds. What fat did I possibly need …

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Your Broke Ass Ain’t Rich!

~Shemeka Michelle The catch with social media is that people have the ability to create things that aren’t real. If they want you to believe they are in a happy relationship, they post positive things about their mate. The same is true with prosperity. If they want you to believe they live a certain lifestyle or fall in a certain …